Review: AiG’s Creation Museum: Part 1

Blog-size-Mag-CoverIt’s been two weeks since my mom, kids and I spent a lovely day at the Creation Museum.  The forced delay has been kind of nice because the things we still remember are the best!

All the main speakers with Answers in Genesis were out of town, so we didn’t get to say “hi.”  I can’t say I blame them; there were only a handful of visitors on the last Wednesday in November.

BTW, having museums, zoos and such almost to ourselves is one of the nicest perks of home schooling.  I’m completely spoiled about this; it is so pleasant getting the best seats at shows and strolling leisurely through the coolest exhibits. Plus, getting practically private waitstaff is addictive!

The first thing we did was visit the planetarium.  The show was very well done with 3D effects and a step by step expansion of size to keep your brain-fuses from getting fried within the first minute.  It was a little disappointing not to have the narrator mention how easily the Bible explains why we can see things “millions of light years away” in a very young universe. My guess is that Dr. Lisle and the rest decided it would take too long and they have other resources to address the issue.  Personally, I think it would have been worth the extra 30 seconds to mention “stretching the heavens” as God so carefully told us.

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My favorite bits of the whole building were the hallway displays of fossils and other rocks.  It was awesome to be only inches from rocks that once floated in outer space.  Seeing real fossils in full scale was worth the visit all by itself!

The scale of things was one of the best parts of being there in person.  AiG is very generous in sharing their information and pictures free online, so there was very little that I learned by going to their location.  But, the size of things is difficult to show in a picture.

Some things were way bigger than you might think.  My 5 year old got scared in the dinosaur den (upstairs past the pizza plaza).  Since that experience he has decided all dinosaurs are no fun. I bet there would be a lot more kids glad we don’t run into living dragons too often if they all saw just how big and scary they could get!

English: Archaeopteryx lithographica, specimen...

A photo of one of the real fossils. An adult’s hand reaches from about the elbow to the foot

Other things were smaller than you would expect. You know that new Lucy display they were so excited about? It is very well done, very clear, very convincing.  But, it’s small.  The whole display is in a column about 4 feet [1.3m] deep. Lucy is puny. Archeopteryx is even smaller.  I “knew” he was dinky, but there is nothing like being next to his bones to help you realize a person could have easily picked him up one-handed.

Unlike most of the fossils on display, archeopteryx was a copy.  Unless a Creationist digs one up and donates it to the Museum, they don’t have the money or power to get ahold of a game-changer fossil like the “dinobird.”  God needs His people to get out in the field and find things on their own so they don’t get ignored or used against Him!

I would have had this review up a couple of hours ago, but my photos are missing! My dear husband says there’s a way to get the memory card to cough up deleted pictures, so I hope to get them back for tomorrow’s post.  *Please God, some of them were really good ones!* Anyway, I’ve got a lot more to share, but it will have to wait ’til tomorrow.

Part 2 HERE

Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name. Malachi 3:16

Hoatzins, Guyana’s National Bird aka the Stink Bird

Hoatzin, Beni River, Bolivia.

Hoatzin, Beni River, Bolivia.

I first heard of the Hoatzin [pronounced hoh-at-sin] Bird when I was studying for my post on Archaeopteryx a couple of months ago.  It’s kind of strange to have a bird so well known in one country that they chose it for their national bird, and yet it’s so unknown in other places!

Hoatzins live in the northern part of South America wherever there is quiet, swampy water and lots of trees around for them to build their nests in and eat from.  They grow to about 65 cm (25.6″) long and weigh less than 1kg (2.2lb).  Which makes them just longer than Archaeopteryx.

Only pictures can describe what this bird looks like for you.  Their bright colors and crests make them attractive from a distance.  The moms look almost like dads, just a bit smaller with shorter head crests. But if you go visit them, their calls could be described as “a heavy smoker’s wheezing,” and you might want to bring a nose plug with you!

Hoatzin (also known as the Hoactzin and Stinkb...

Hoatzins are vegetarians, feeding on lots of leaves, with some fruit and flowers for dessert.  They have a specialized crop (the first section of the food canal) that has two folds to digest all the fiber in the leaves, much like what cows and sheep do with their first stomachs.  This is slow but efficient and lets the Hoatzin eat a lot of plants that other birds can’t.  They also don’t have to fly around all day trying to get enough food.  Of course, like the Sloth, the Hoatzin doesn’t have enough energy to stay busy all day, either.  They gather and eat food for about half an hour, morning and evening.  They spend the rest of the day sitting on a branch looking around and leaning forward on a special spot God gave them on their breastbone.

The Hoatzin can release disgusting smells (ever been to a cow farm?) from their crop when they sense danger. This smelly habit is a blessing to the Hoatzin because only very hungry creatures are interested in such a meal.  Because of this, the Hoatzin isn’t in great danger of going extinct, although people need to be careful to leave enough of their favorite waterside trees for them to nest in.


Adult Hoatzins aren’t very strong fliers.  Their bodies are heavy with all that food, and their flight muscles are weak.  When parent Hoatzins see a dangerous hawk or other predator coming, they will crash-land in nearby bushes, trying to distract attention from their chicks.  God has also provided baby Hoatzins with some very special tools to help them survive.  Hoatzin nests are almost always built over water, so if they’re spotted, the chicks will jump down and swim to the shore.  When it’s safe, they use claws on their wings to help them ackwardly clamber back up to the nest.

Hoatzin chicks grow so quickly that they can only climb for their first two weeks before they get too heavy.  But, a baby Hoatzin has to take care of itself at three weeks anyway.

Evolutionists Quotes of the Day:

from Last Refuge:  “Unable to decide whether it is truly primitive or just an evolutionary throwback, scientists have shelved the problem and placed the hoatzin, Opisthocomus hoazin, in a family or even an order all by itself.”  Of course it’s “primitive,” so are we!  Figures they would just make a new order rather than face the possibility that the Creator would throw in some puzzles to prove that there is a Designer.

And from Wikipedia:  “It is arguably the most enigmatic living bird in regard to its phylogenetic relationships. No satisfying evolutionary hypothesis has been proposed, and the situation has become worse with the availability of DNA sequence data.”

In English this means, “Hoatzins are a puzzle to those who what to say that all animals developed from other animals.  The more we learn, the less Hoatzins fit into our neat tree of life.”  Evolutionists have spent a lot of time trying to force the Hoatzin to belong to one of the other groups of birds, but nothing works.

Praise the LORD from the earth, ye…. Beasts, and all cattle; creeping things, and flying fowl:

kings of the earth, and all people; princes, and all judges of the earth: both young men, and maidens; old men, and children:

let them praise the name of the LORD: for his name alone is excellent; his glory is above the earth and heaven. Psalm 148:7,10-13

Don’t miss Lee’s Birds take on Hoatzin – The Stinker

Answers in Genesis has an in depth article on them.

Sites I used to build this post:

Last Refuge: RELIC OF PREHISTORY? has a first hand story of a guy trying to get pictures of baby hoatzin’s climbing.  Lots of info on nesting and chicks.

Land of Six Peoples: Hoatzin talks about their digestion (and opens with a saying for Sherlock Holmes’ fans)

Encyclopaedia Britannica: Hoatzin Bird

Don Roberson’s page on Hoatzins